Doo dee doo dee doo…. ::wanders casually into the room:: Doo dee doooooo  ::looks around cautiously::

Alright. Now seems as good a time as any to start the con reports for Dragon*Con 2011. Oh sure, I hear you…”No, Meg. A good time would’ve been about two months ago.” Pshaw! Didn’t you know? Two months is fashionably late. And,as we all know, I am the epitome of fashion.

I’ll give you a moment or two to get your laughing under control. Take your time.

Okay.

As with any con worth it’s salt (why we’re still setting value in salt-based equations I’ll never know), the most important day of the convention is actually not a con day at all. It’s a prep day. To be specific, the most important day of the con, at least in my experience, is the final day of packing, sewing, last-minute-purchasing, and general hecticness (for the purposes of this piece, let’s just assume that’s a real world) before you embark for a weekend of fanboy/fangirl geek-outs.

Now, normally I try not to work on the day before a convention. I usually need the whole day to do laundry, pack my bags, re-check my list, re-pack my bags as I realize I forgot to put things on said list, finish costumes, pick up odds and ends from the store. So on and so forth. This year, however, I had to work on the Wednesday before we left. I managed to get someone come in for me for the last hour of my shift, which meant I could dash home…and finish a corset and jacket.

In my defense, the corset was almost finished before Wednesday came around. It was mainly missing boning and the final binding around the bottom edge and the armholes. Mom was kind enough to make a run out to Home Depot to pick up some wide cable ties for me. That’s right, folks. I use cable ties as the boning in my corsets. It’s often cheaper than the poly boning one buys in the store, I find it’s a lot sturdier, and you can get different widths and lengths. Plus, the Home Depot is closer to my house than JoAnn’s is. Convenience!

I had started cutting out the jacket earlier in the week. I think I had part of it done on Sunday, but I ended up working Monday at the coffee shop, which seriously cut into my Holy-Crap-I’m-not-even-CLOSE-to-being-done sewing marathon. I knew I had a bit of work ahead of me when I got home from my Wednesday shift. The boning and binding of the corset weren’t a major issue. I hadn’t figured they would be. What really set me back in regards to time was the stupid jacket for the God costume from Dogma.

Part of the problem was the fabric that I was working with. Polyester Shantung. It drapes beautifully…but it’s not as structured as I needed. With the jacket being unlined, I needed to finish the seams – meaning either French seams or flat-felled seams. Although French seams would’ve been faster, they also made the seam lines look bulky. I needed the fabric to lay flatter along the seam lines which, of course, meant flat-felled seams.

I won’t go into what these are right now. I think they deserve a post all their own. Well, maybe not their own. I’ll probably write about them in the same post as French seams, as they are similar, but that’s neither here nor there. Suffice it to say, I’ll write about them in depth later. I will say, however that they are not the fastest of seams. They require more work than French seams, and some folks (Maggie included) find them too time-consuming to really be of much value in most pieces. They were necessary to get the right look for the jacket, though, so I ended up giving over much of my precious prep time to working on them.

All told, it took me 8 hours of work, from start to finish, on just the jacket. Obviously, that wasn’t all done on Wednesday. But a large chunk of it was. This, of course, meant that I finally finished all my laundering, sewing, packing and re-packing and sleepy stumbling around fairly late on Wednesday night. Maggie and Heather had already been toiling away at Maggie’s house on their own last-minute prep list. Maggie helped Heather fit the harness for the wings on her dragon costume, they finished her dragon gloves, and packed most of the gear in the car. By the time I got all my crap shoved in my car and grabbed a quick bite to eat, it was late. I mean LATE. I think it might have been around 11pm by the time I finally got to Maggie’s. It might have been earlier, but I don’t know. I was incredibly sleep-deprived by that point, and all I wanted to do was get everything packed away and crawl onto the air mattress in Maggie’s room.

First, though, we had to pack and I had a few last minute paint touch-ups to do on my RC belt bags. Upon my arrival, Heather and Maggie wandered outside to help move my gear to the SUV we would be borrowing from Maggie’s roommate for the duration of the trip.

As I neared the back of the SUV, Maggie looked at me with a serious expression and said “I would like to apologize…for any frustration I may have caused when you were teaching me to sew. Your sister was driving me insane. It was an hour into it, and I was pulling my hair out. I was thinking ‘Oh my God! Is this what Meg had to go through?’”

All I could do was laugh.

The gear was stowed fairly quickly, the red crosses were quickly painted on my pouches, and I finally got to head to the fabulous air mattress in the back. I’m pretty sure I passed out as soon as my knees hit the air mattress. My body didn’t even wait until my head hit the pillow. And I’ll tell you right now…I didn’t move AT ALL from that position all night. I woke up in the same position I had gone to sleep in…sprawled haphazardly across the pillows and blankets.

The three of us woke fairly early on Thursday morning. I think Maggie and I actually got to sleep a little later than we

Obligatory shot of the Peach Butt water tower in Georgia

usually do on Thursdays, which my body greatly appreciated. I slept more on the drive down than I intended to, though I managed to do a smattering of last-minute fixes. I put some velcro on my RC belt, sewed the buckles onto the pouches, and even managed to fix Maggie’s skirt. That she was wearing that day.

That’s right, folks. At one point in the trip down to Atlanta, Maggie was driving along in her underoos while I fixed the hook on the skirt she was wearing that day. I’m sure she appreciates me noting that. Don’t worry. She was wearing a slip, too. So she was basically wearing a second skirt. I just thought it was a little amusing…especially when we got pulled over by the po-po while she was still essentially skirtless. I handed it to her and she draped it over her, and no one was the wiser.

Never a dull day.

We opted to check into our hotel (the WESTIN!) before heading down and over two blocks to the Sherton to pick up our con badges. I laughed as we helped the bellboy load our gear from the car to the luggage cart. I really wish I had taken a picture of it. The whole mess looked absolutely ridiculous. There was Maggie’s Goblin Knight and Heather’s dragon wings and head, and my Wise Man head – which I seem to remember carrying myself – and all our bags of shoes and costumes and assorted gee-gaws hanging from various hooks. We headed upstairs and waited for our bags to arrive.

Our room was AWESOME! and HUGE! and had hugely awesome windows with what looked like a dancer’s barre running along their length. I’m not normally one for cities, but I admit that the lights of Atlanta, as viewed from our room, were pretty and sparkly.

The view from our room

Finally, our bags arrived. We took a moment to settle in, change our clothes, and then it was down to the Sheraton! The line for registration this year was not even CLOSE to what the wait was like last year. It was a gentle, fair breeze in comparison to last year. It was still a tad bit warm, this being Atlanta, and my peanut butter shirt was more than a little hot. And itchy. But I think we made a cute trio as we marched around the hotel dressed as peanut butter, jelly and Wonder Bread. Before I had left for Maggie’s on Wednesday, Mom had bemoaned the fact that she hadn’t yet seen ANY of our new costumes for the convention (have I mentioned before that my mom’s my biggest costume fan?), so Maggie got a nearby line neighbor to take a picture of us.

Which I have not-so-conveniently misplaced in my files.

Maggie sent the picture to Mom. The reply we got: “You girls make me so proud. All dressed up for a night on the town. Have fun!”

As we wound our way through the ropes leading to badge pickup, Maggie and I kept up our usual barrage of geek-centered banter. About halfway through the room, the guy standing in front of Maggie informed us that we were hilarious. Apparently, we were providing solid entertainment for our fellow line-goers.

There was a slight snafu at badge pickup – which they never really explained – but we had our badges in what I consider to be record time for Dragon*Con. We stopped by the parade table in the Sheraton to pick up our parade ribbons, only to learn that they hadn’t arrived yet. The folks at the table told us to stop by again the next day, and they should have them by then.

Exploring time!

I was really surprised how many people were walking around on Thursday in costume. Granted, most of our experience of the previous year’s Thursday was spent in the never-ending Purgatory that was Registration, but I didn’t remember seeing too many folks in costume in the Sheraton when we finished our badge-getting that year. This year, there was a veritable explosion of costumes and robots and random geeky fun.

One of the first costumes we say was what I initially took to be a human R2D2. I asked her to pause for a moment while I got my camera out. She chastized me for not already having it out and ready. We’d just come from registration, so I wasn’t all that concerned. Upon closer inspection of the costume later, I realized she was actually dressed as RJewD2. Every year we manage to find someone who has worked an aspect of Jewish culture into a costume. One year it was Jew Man Group. The next it was Jewbacca. This was the one I spotted for 2011. It makes me wonder whether I’ll manage to catch someone next year.

There was a wonderful remote-controlled shark balloon cruising the air space of the Marriott’s lobby area. It was there to encourage con-goers to donate blood in the blood drive. And to entertain us. I swear it was like a real shark, the way all of us were staring at it in wonder and amusement. I seem to remember a space ship balloon later on, but it was no where near as cool as the shark.

I think Maggie’s Moment of Win for the evening was when she spotted Duke Nukem wandering in the bottom of the Marriott. I think her squeal afterwards might have had the ability to shatter glass. It seems Maggie is quite the fan of Duke Nukem. I had completely forgotten that she played the original game when it came out. She’s quite unhappy with the new version.

Now, while the costumes the three of us were wearing weren’t all that obvious, they did get some pretty nice responses from people. Most folks chuckled at Heather’s Wonder Bread shirt, and everyone was enamored with Maggie’s grape hat. My costume, being brown and not as obvious, often got overlooked upon first viewing. I remember a group of people coming over to ask Maggie about her hat. The guy and one of the women took in the rest of us and kind of chuckled as they got the joke, but the second woman in the group took a little longer to catch on. She stared at me for a little while, reading my hat. Things finally clicked, and she let out an “OH! Peanut butter, jelly and Wonder Bread! That’s so cute!” When she just stood there, the guy asked her “Are you going to take a picture of the most clever costume idea we’ve seen?”

Haha! Costuming win!

My favorite moment of the evening came when I was informed that there were Yip Yips in the atrium lobby. I made a beeline for them and tried my best to wait patiently for a chance to take a picture with them. The entire time I was kneeling there, the Yip Yips kept up a yippy conversation. They’d turn towards someone taking a picture and go “Oooooo….camera….yip yip yip yip.”

There was a group dressed as characters from Blade: Trinity. About ten seconds after I took their picture, hotel security came over and told the woman dressed as Abigail that she couldn’t have a functioning bow inside the hotel. I would have thought that was obvious. I do believe it’s in the rules – no functional weapons at the convention. She was surprised to hear this. When security told her she couldn’t have it, she said “Even though I had it last year? No one told me then.”

We wandered around the Marriott a bit more before we finally decided to head out for dinner and then call it a night. Most of our meals during the con tend to be purchased from the little shop in the Marriott, but we decided to treat ourselves to the Hard Rock Cafe that evening. The place was packed, so we sat at one of the bars in back to eat, watching the wait staff and kitchen crew. Hard Rock was selling some commemorative Dragon*Con pins. They were extremely shiny but I was untempted.

Costume Awards for Thursday:

Funniest: Zombie Chick-Fil-A cows

Best Random: I think these guys are dressed as Angry Birds, but I’m not entirely sure.

Best Childhood Moment: Yip Yips

Most In Character: Doctor Who who stumbled upon a remote-controlled K9 and proceeded to cosplay

Best Puppet: Men in Black

Closest Look-Alike to a Friend Back Home: Iron Man (he kinda sorta reminded me of my friend Tristan)

Most Common: Doctor Who and companions

 

So….not too much happened Thursday, but there were a few moments here and there. We retired back to the hotel fairly early for us. Chalk it up to a long drive after not a lot of sleep and knowing we were in for a long day of fun on Friday.

 

Yes, I know that the #1 piece of advice from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is to not panic, but when faced with only three days until we leave for Atlanta, and a list of odds and ends I still have to finish, I’m having a wee bit of trouble remembering that advice. Instead, this is what is running through my head every few minutes:

PanicpanicpanicpanicIstillhavestufftofinishontheWiseMan panicpanicpanicandacorsettofinishpanicandajacketpanic pluspushbroomstomakepanicandawigtofind ohcrapnoonehaslongwigspanicpanicpanic

Maggie assures me we’ll get everything done. Whether or not I will retain any shred of my already tenuous hold on sanity remains to be seen.

Originally, today’s plan was to roll out of bed (or rather, roll off of the air mattress on Maggie’s floor) and get right to work on finishing the Wise Man. Instead, that has been delayed as I cover a shift at work. That’s right…this means I’m writing a blog entry while working at the coffee shop. Take that, work!

I went ahead and brought the Wise Man robe in with me today. We had a catering this morning, and there will likely be plenty of leftover coffee with which to age and stain my costume. Unfortunately, that also means I’ll probably be reeking of coffee while at the convention. I can picture it now…I’ll be sitting down in some hallway, waiting for a panel, and people will come along, start to pass me, sniff delicately, and wonder aloud “What smells like week-old coffee?”

That would be me. Pay no attention to the woman behind the almost tangible curtain of coffee stench.

I probably wouldn’t mind so much if I actually drank coffee. Oh, the irony.

Hmm….where was I?

Oh yes.

::panicpanicpanicpanicpanic::

Two weeks?! Two weeks!

That’s how long I have to finish the rest of my stuff before Dragon*Con. My plans to regularly update the site as I hammered through my list of “important stuff to do” obviously crashed and burned. I have been working on stuff, but every time I look at my pile of costume-y bits, I feel like I haven’t. Mainly that’s because I’ve been avoiding working on the Labyrinth Wise Man like the plague. A large, wire-skeletoned, green-foamed plague.

He’s coming together slowly but surely. The vague shape of the bird head hat has actually been put together for a few weeks now. It just doesn’t have skin. Or feathers. Or eyes. Well, that’s not true. It has all of these things. They’re just currently sitting around in random piles and bags, scattered around the perimeter of my work space.

The wire framework for the Wise Man’s head is now done. It’s even got little stabilizers that will rest against my back and chest, to keep the head from wobbling back and forth on my shoulders the way my Potter Puppet Pal head did. I’m planning on only putting foam on the very front of the head, with felt, fabric and feathers (and whatever other materials starting with “f” I can find) covering the rest of the wire framework. This will be an effort to keep the head relatively light and a bit cooler inside, as well as making it easier for me to hear what might be going on around me outside of the head. Sometimes it’s a bit hard to hear things inside my head.

And that just sounds weird.

This is kind of how I feel every time I look at how little time I have to finish everything.

The biggest difficulty in working on this costume – aside from kicking my own butt into high gear – has been getting decent screen shots of the costume to work from. Most of the high resolution pictures I’ve managed to track down are of the face. I found an absolutely wonderful one of the front of the costume…but it’s black and white. A little difficult to get the colors of the costume right when you don’t have many color shots to work from. I’ve made a couple of sketches of the back costume (which requires watching the movie and pausing for long periods of time), and I’m hoping that the notes I made the last time I took a look-see will help keep the colors and little details fresh in my mind.

Currently, I’m working on the nose. Well, sorta. I mean, clearly I’m taking a little bit of a break to type this up (and wait for dinner to cook), but I’ve been working on the head for a few hours today. In fact, I can’t really feel my fingertips, which makes touch-typing a tad bit difficult.

Why can’t I feel my fingertips, you ask? Simple.

Hot glue. Even the low temp stuff will eventually start eating at your skin, if you work with it long enough. I took a picture of my work table a little earlier – right before I started gluing foam to the wire skeleton – and I think that you might just be able to make out the little tiny bottle of aloe vera gel that is currently sitting on the corner of my work station. I haven’t posted pictures of the work-in-progress yet. Perhaps that will happen tomorrow, when I get home.

For the time being, here is a list of items that I have actually managed to complete:

Rebecca Chambers – Vest is done. Bags are done, except for the red cross logos. Pants are purchased. Patch for t-shirt is ready to be attached to the sleeve of my t-shirt…when I find the right color. I think I’ll wind up using my Kaylee boots for the shoes, as I’ve been unable to track down some additional boots to alter. Oh. And my hair has been re-colored and recently cut. My current haircut is pretty close to the character’s.

Bob (or Carl) – “Suit” is done. Maggie has made my mask. I’ve still got to make the mittens and the hood, and then we’ve got to find or make push brooms.

God from Dogma – The skirt is done (except for adding a few more ribbons in the back). I’ve made a mock-up of the corset and made the appropriate changes to the pattern so I can start the actual thing. Bought the material for the corset and jacket today.

Peanut Butter costume – Peanut hat is done…and ridiculously cute! Skirt that looks like knife swirls in peanut butter has been purchased – and will probably be changed into a tank top. I already own brown pants.

So, I’ve got a few small things here and there for most of the other costumes, but at this point the biggest thing I’m working on is the Wise Man and his hat.

Stoopid ambitious costume.

It’s Father’s Day, yet again. I’ve found my way over here to WordPress a couple times during the past two days, thinking “Should I write a post about it?” There were a couple of entries under the Freshly Pressed heading that dealt with Father’s Day and each blogger’s respective male parental unit. They were nice posts, all of them, all about what their fathers have meant in their lives and what they’ve taught them. I found myself thinking more and more about whether to post something.

Dad's shirt has a picture of Betty White, with the phrase "Betty is my Homegirl!"

It’s not that I didn’t want to. I did. I was just at a loss for what to say. I’ve written about how awesome Mom is before. I’ve also touched on how cool Dad is sometimes. But I’ve never really talked about what he means in my life. Most of the time, I don’t really know how I could possibly sum up his place in my life in a post. Looking at my mom and I standing next to each other, or listening to us talk, it’s clear that I’m very much like her. But I am also very much my father’s daughter. 

There are so many ways Dad has influenced my life over the years – little things that you might not notice until you look back and see how they add up. When I was in 3rd grade, he gave me a copy of The Old Man and the Sea to read. It was one of his favorite books, and he wanted to share it with me. I didn’t fully understand it until I had to re-read it later, in sophomore English, but I did read it. Because he wanted me to. Our senses of humor are pretty much the same, with a love of puns and word play and a sheer delight in the absurd. I blame my penchant for yelling at the tv during hockey or basketball games on him. I can usually keep my emotions in check, up until the moment I see my father cry, or when he says he’s proud of me. Then all bets are off.

I think my decision to finally write something about Dad came while I was sitting in church today. The theme was “I Am With You Always.” As often happens, I found myself thinking about the sermon I might have given, had I been the one speaking on the topic. Personally, I think today’s theme went perfectly with Father’s Day, for one simple reason…

No matter where I go in life, I will always hear my father’s voice in my head. That voice, telling me to work hard, be a

Swapping stories with Uncle Dan

good person to others, to laugh and look at the positive side of life, to enjoy what you have and what you’ve seen and experienced, and to do what brings you joy, will always follow me where I go. And that’s as it should be, for fathers, don’t you think? Whether it’s Dad’s voice, telling me he loves me and is proud of what I’ve accomplished, or the Father’s voice, telling me the same…that’s the sort of thing that sticks with you. That follows you through your life and helps to make you who you are.

Over the past couple years, it’s become ever more clear that Dad won’t be here forever. That’s the thing that truly scares me…that my parents won’t always be here in a physical way – that I can see, hug, and hear (outside of the memories in my head). I’ve told them that they’re both supposed to live until at least 80, and then we’ll talk. I know that it’ll happen eventually. That’s part of life, and hating it doesn’t lessen the truth of it. Perhaps that’s why I focused on Dad for my thesis, in the end. I wanted to make sure that I preserved part of his voice in a way that wasn’t just in my head, guiding my path. Maybe it was because I wanted a way to share at least some small part of this amazingly awesome man – a man who, at the age of 11 became the main breadwinner in his family and took over the role of father figure for his six younger siblings. A man who, after 28 years of working crime scenes and witnessing some of the worst things that humanity can do to each other, can still laugh harder at the world than anyone else I know. A man who delights in making calls as Santa Claus every Christmas.

I’m protective of my parents in that I don’t share them with just anyone. That’s kind of how I knew some folks weren’t going to make it into my inner circle…I didn’t want to introduce them to Dad.

At any rate, like I said, his is one of the voices in my head, giving opinions on what I do in life. It’s one of three major ones, other than my own, the other two being Mom and Gramma – but those are topics for another time, I think. For now, I think I’d like to share with you some actual quotes from my father. Some are from the fieldwork interviews I did with him, others are just comments he’s made throughout the past year or so that I just happened to jot down. I hope you get as much of a kick out of Dad as I do:

On priesthood: “We don’t color God’s grace as we want to color it. We are here to reflect it faithfully as God intended it.”

On Plains wildlife, before First Contact: “You could fall out of a tree…if there was a tree…and land on a buffalo.”

On people: “People are what people are.”

On the weather: “The forecast for tonight is dark, with continued dark through dawn, turning to scattered light in the morning.”

On the importance of story: “I wouldn’t dare talk to a five and six-year-old about evolution. They haven’t the foggiest idea. By the time you got to the first piece of slime mold in the ocean they’d be off doing something else, and if you keep their attention through the slime molds, by the time you got to the dinosaurs they’d be doing something else. So you try to develop the stories that hold their mind and give them some tie to their background. They don’t need to know about slime molds. Trilobites. Australopithecus. They want to know where did we as a group come from, not where did we as human life forms come from. So that ties them back to an area and a community.”

On enjoying the little things: “Yes, I know I don’t really need two apple fritters. I won’t eat them both. I just like having them around. They’re like comfort food. That I don’t eat.”

On keeping positive: “Here I was thinking I’m going to retire and do things and I can’t do anything. I can’t get up and walk around. I thought I’d retire and get to look at my birds and I can’t see to see my birds. People can tell me ‘It’s right there’ and I can look for an hour and still not see. It used to be I could be driving down the road at fifty miles per hour, and see a hawk in a tree. Now I’m lucky to see at all. But, I’m still breathing. I’m still able to get around in some sense. I’m vertical, as I always say. I look up and see blue, look down and see green. You know, things could be worse. I could look up and not see anything. But, I don’t let it bother me. And I suppose that’s because of all the things that I have seen, in the last forty years or better, in the job, you know? You see all this misery and I’m not experiencing it. People experience it but I’m not experiencing it. Or, if I’m experiencing it certainly not to the extent that I’m going to go sit off in a corner someplace and hide. And in that respect maybe I should feel bad because I don’t feel bad.”

On career: “Do what you do because you love it. Not because it’ll make you rich or because someone told you to.”

On direction: “Well, yeah, you can go that way but it won’t get you anywhere. It’s like, you can eat this poison mushroom but then you’ll die.”

On fairness: “You know what I always say? You move your feet, you lose your seat!”

On the marks the doctor drew on his foot, prior to the amputation of his toe: “You know what that is? A footnote!”

A quick tally has revealed that “Sam Witwer” has been surpassed by “minoan clothing” and its many variations upon a theme as the number one search term that has been leading folks around to this blog. Sam’s still pretty high, with 130 hits, but all things minoan have, so far, brought in 375. Just goes to show you…ancient fashion can apparently surpass a gorgeous specimen of a man. At least in internet searches.

There weren’t too many terms this time around that had me raising a questionable eyebrow. There were things like “I quilt scarlet and gray,” which brought a smile to my face. I liked that people were looking for “steampunk bumblebee” (I’d like to see that, as well) and “padme wearing a body cast.” Two hits came through from someone looking for pictures of Gabriel’s pants from Constantine. By the by, Maggie’s version of that costume is still the ONLY one I’ve ever seen walking around at a convention. This surprises me, as it’s such an amazing design.

Now, while I said there weren’t many search terms that made me scratch my head, that’s not to say there weren’t any. My two favorites were: “roli nerf gun contest yes maybe never mind not in it hes being bad” and “i have head flakes and it is all dried up and stuck on my head.”

In regards to the first…what? I don’t even know why that is being typed in as a full search term, let alone why it linked to me (beyond the mention of nerf guns and contests) and why it would’ve been clicked on twice.

As for the second…ew. Ew. Ewwww. I’m sorry, person. Head flakes (which I’m assuming are referring to dandruff) are not fun, certainly, and I imagine the fact that they are dried up and stuck on your head is cause for no small amount of worry, not to mention derision by those around you who might be a wee bit mean spirited. But WHY in the name of ZEUS are you looking for answers here? And why did Google or Bing or whatever search engine see fit to navigate someone looking that up over here? Ah, the mysteries of the internet.

The search term that takes the cake for laugh-out-loud awesomeness was “braaaaains.” Yes, zombies themselves might be more than a little troublesome, but zombie-related search terms are wonderful fun.

That’s it for search terms, this time around. If you’re wondering what’s up with my Dragon*Con costume list, it is coming along fine. I’ve been working on a couple of different pieces, and I should have pictures and descriptions and various tales of costuming woe, heartbreak and triumph up pretty soon.

FYI…there’s not really been any woe and heartbreak.

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